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Paperlink Blah Blah Blah Calming Effect Greetings Card

Special Price $2.70 Regular Price $3.00
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Paperlink Blah Blah Blah Calming Effect Greetings Card

A part of the Blah Blah Blah range from Paperlink, this hilarious greetings card is one for the gin lovers. Sure to make any friend or family member laugh out loud when reading it, this comical greetings card is perfect for a multitude of occasions. Designed with an illustration of a women pouring her evening primrose oil into a glass, accompanied by a generous helping of gin. The text underneath her reads;

‘SHE FOUND IF ADMINISTERED
CORRECTLY, EVENING PRIMROSE
OIL HAS A REMARKABLY
CALMING EFFECT’

The inside of the card has been left blank for you to add your very own personalised message. The card comes with a bright green envelope ready for you to send to friends and family, near or far.

Paperlink

Paperlink is one the greeting cards industry market leaders, specialising in contemporary and humorous cards. Founded in 1985, the Paperlink collection encompasses all occasion, and the designs include beautiful imagery, funny cartoons and witty typography – there’s a card for everyone and every occasion.

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Brand Paperlink
Product Greeting Card
Cards - Paperlink Range Blah Blah Blah
Card Occasion General
Material Card
Height (inches) 7.01
Width (inches) 5.04
 

USA Delivery

Standard delivery to the USA is charged at a rates shown below.

Order Product Value Standard Tracked FedEx Standard FedEx Priority
up to $39.99 $10 $20 $25
$40.00 - $149.99 Not Available $15 $25
$150.00 - $774.99 FREE $25

*PLEASE NOTE: Certain items are excluded from our Free Delivery offer. These items are clearly indicated within their product description and within the checkout process.


Extremely rarely, in the event of unusually heavy or oversized orders, these shipping tariffs will prove insufficient to cover our costs. In which case we will contact you and request that you pay a postage surcharge to equal our specific shipping costs for your order.

Should you choose not to pay that surcharge we will refund your payment in full and cancel your order. Should we receive no reply to this request we will hold your order for seven days and then refund your payment in full and cancel your order.

Return & Refund Policy

If you would like to return an unwanted or damaged item back to us please inform our customer service team at [email protected] or +441494 790424 within 14 days of receiving the goods. 

Depending on the reason, you may be asked to send the item back to us. 

Please ensure they are returned in perfect condition and packaged securely, because you will only be eligible for a refund once we have received the goods and confirmed they are in a re-saleable condition.

In order to process your return please include the following information:

- Your order number 
- If you need a replacement or refund
- The reason for the return
- If the item is faulty please include exactly where the fault is on the item 

All returns are processed within five working days of them being received and we will send you an email when we have processed your return and inform you of any refunds that have been processed. Please allow 1-5 working days for refunds to be processed back into your account. For full details please see our Return and Refund Policy

Returns of Personalised Gifts
Due to the personalised nature of these items, we are only able to accept returns or offer refunds if items are damaged or faulty.

For more information, please go to our Terms and Conditions page

 

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Retail Experience you can trust
We are a family-run business, trading since 1983 (online since 2000), serving over half a million customers last year alone. As a five-time winner of the prestigious award “Best UK Online Retailer”, we are passionate about creating a shopping experience that is fun, easy and hassle-free. 

Top gifts from expert buyers
All our products are hand-picked by our award-winning team of expert buyers who between them have more than 100 years’ experience of sourcing and selecting fantastic, on-trend gifts from the best brands and suppliers not just in the UK but worldwide. 

Fast & Efficient Distribution Centre
We know that you like to receive your goods as quickly as possible, so we always aim to despatch orders from our UK warehouse within 24 hours of receiving them. Each order is carefully and securely wrapped to make sure your purchase arrives without damage. If you need your order especially quickly, we also offer an express FedEx delivery option. 

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