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Paperlink Funny Farm All I Need Birthday Card

Special Price $3.60 Regular Price $4.00
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Paperlink Funny Farm All I Need Birthday Card

This hilarious card from Paperlink is the perfect way to send birthday wishes to friends and family far and wide.

Set against a white background, it features an illustration of two horses drinking tea with a bottle of ‘youth pills’ and two sausage rolls on the table next to them. As they sit, one horse says to the other,

As I get older, all I need in life is s Specsavers, a Boots and a Greggs…’

The other replies,

‘Yep, life is all specs and drugs and sausage rolls!’.

Perfect for celebrating birthdays of all ages, this brilliant card comes with a pale purple envelope for sending and reads ‘Happy Birthday’ inside.

Additional Information

More Information
Brand Paperlink
Product Greeting Card
Cards - Paperlink Range Funny Farm
Card Occasion Birthday
Material Card
Colour Brown, Grey, White
Height (inches) 6.10
Width (inches) 6.02
Net Weight (ounces) 0.78
 

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