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Paperlink Funny Farm All I Need Birthday Card

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Paperlink Funny Farm All I Need Birthday Card

This hilarious card from Paperlink is the perfect way to send birthday wishes to friends and family far and wide.

Set against a white background, it features an illustration of two horses drinking tea with a bottle of ‘youth pills’ and two sausage rolls on the table next to them. As they sit, one horse says to the other,

As I get older, all I need in life is s Specsavers, a Boots and a Greggs…’

The other replies,

‘Yep, life is all specs and drugs and sausage rolls!’.

Perfect for celebrating birthdays of all ages, this brilliant card comes with a pale purple envelope for sending and reads ‘Happy Birthday’ inside.

Additional Information

More Information
Brand Paperlink
Product Greeting Card
Cards - Paperlink Range Funny Farm
Card Occasion Birthday
Material Card
Colour Brown, Grey, White
Height (inches) 6.10
Width (inches) 6.02
Net Weight (ounces) 0.78
 

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Order Product Value Standard Tracked FedEx Standard FedEx Priority
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$40.00 - $149.99 Not Available $15 $25
$150.00 - $774.99 FREE $25

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Extremely rarely, in the event of unusually heavy or oversized orders, these shipping tariffs will prove insufficient to cover our costs. In which case we will contact you and request that you pay a postage surcharge to equal our specific shipping costs for your order.

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Depending on the reason, you may be asked to send the item back to us. 

Please ensure they are returned in perfect condition and packaged securely, because you will only be eligible for a refund once we have received the goods and confirmed they are in a re-saleable condition.

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