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Toasted Crumpet Country Gent ‘Beardy McBeard Face’ Card

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Toasted Crumpet Country Gent 'Beardy McBeard Face' Card

Perfect for any beard-obsessed gent celebrating his birthday, Father’s Day, or a special occasion, this fun card from Toasted Crumpet is printed on textured paper for a luxurious feel to the touch.

Inspired by great British phrases full of charm and flattery, this humorous card features portraits of three men wearing shades and sporting beards, along with a playful definition of the phrase “Beardy McBeard Face”, explained in the following words;

‘Beardy McBeard Face

1. Whether it’s Mutton Chops, a Goatee, or The Full Beard, this gent exhibits the pure essence of man through his strong facial hair game.

2. Demonstrates depth of thought, fierce masculinity and general gruff manliness in his chin stroking prowess

3. Stubble is no match for this bearded warrior & facial hair is top of his priority. A man can never have too many beard oils’

The card is blank inside so you can write your own personalised message, and it comes with a textured stripe kraft envelope so you can pop it in the post.

This eco-friendly card is made from sustainably sourced card stock that is 100% recyclable, with cello-free packaging.

Designed & Printed in the UK.

Country Gent

This charming range of cards focuses on the sophistication and style of a true country gent. Each card combines a watercolour illustration with a playful definition full of charm and flattery.

Toasted Crumpet

Established around her vision of bringing the splendour of nature indoors, Artist Jo Clarke became the Founder and Creative Director of Toasted Crumpet. Taking inspiration from the beautiful British countryside and her rural upbringing, Jo creates utterly charming and contemporary watercolour designs that translate wonderfully onto this stunning range of greetings cards.

Additional Information

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Brand Toasted Crumpet
Product Greeting Card
Card Occasion General
Toasted Crumpet Range Country Gent
Material Card
Colour Multi, White
Height (inches) 5.91
Width (inches) 5.91
 

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Returns of Personalised Gifts
Due to the personalised nature of these items, we are only able to accept returns or offer refunds if items are damaged or faulty.

For more information, please go to our Terms and Conditions page

 

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